The Mayo Story

Montgomery, age 12

Once upon a time there was a very big huge mayo jar. In fact, it was Helman's mayo. There was a girl named Short One. She and her family prayed to the jar every single night. HA! You thought I was going to say DAY, didn't you, well I said night so there! Until late one night, there was a donkey that came into town. It was selling Stop-and-Shop brand mayo! The horror! In the day, while everyone was asleep, the donkey went and stole the Helman's jar and replaced it with a Stop-and-Shop jar! When everyone awoke, the chief, whose name was Seven-Eleven, opened the jar and stuck his finger in, and then stuck it in his mouth. "Hmmm. This tastes NOTHING like Helman's. Where's that damn donkey?" shouted the chief.

Everybody shrugged.

THE END!